What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:15
Still no good
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is something you have to share?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Then came..
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
No way
What do you think about a sister's love?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts